| August 8, 2009 | |
| 2009 | |
 | |
| Air date | August 8, 2009 |
| Guests | Lauren Sivan Shira Lazar S.E. Cupp |
| Episode Guide | |
| previous August 7, 2009 |
next August 11, 2009 |
[[Category:Episodes ({{{month}}} 2009)]]
Introductions[]
"Welcome to Red Eye, it's like 'So You Think You Can Dance' if by 'dance' you mean escape the trunk of my Lexis"
- Lauren Sivan: "She's so hot that kids now say 'liar, liar, pants on Sivan"
- Shira Lazar: "If sexiness were a dog show, I'd enter her with a poodle"
- Bill Schulz: "In Antwerp, he's a medical condition"
- S.E. Cupp: "If fierce commentary were a cane, she'd keep many old men erect"
- Pinch: "..he's not even good at wrapping dead fish"
August 2009
| Tue | Wed | Thu | Fri | Sat |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 |
| 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 |
| 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 |
| 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 |